Best Quotes of KHInsider 2.0

[Chuuya]

That's the smile of somebody checking out some nice booty.

Omg please add this please. xD

 

[Recon]

I would slather Megatron in tear gas and tan him in an easy bake oven and then tickle a lemur with a water bottle until they farted and rode me to Jupiter. After seeing the teaser, I'm extremely positive this is a new game.

Welcome to the club my dude

 

[DarkosOverlord]

This should be dissidia insider forums, because everyone is always fighting and we repeat the same cycle every couple years

This deserves a spot.
Well, the message is too short, so uh... nice weather we're having or something

 

[Ðari]

You have to find them on twitter and just own them dude. Mods respond to pwnage. Epic pwnage. I once pwned Spockanort so bad I took her mod status for a month. By the end of January 2017 I had made over 600 dollars in mod revenue and I already got Nomura's phone number and private snapchat. It got to be too much pressure so naturally I gave her the position back.

It ain't easy

LEGENDARY .

 

[Recon]

who gets drunk on wine holy shit are you like 4
real men just drink 99% rubbing alcohol

fcking lmaooo

 

[Launchpad]

Yo dawg, sorry to hear about what happened to your "friend." I once bought my girl some panties with a kingdom key lace and... she wasn't down for it my man. I ain't a rich man but I'll trade my Fortnite account for it.

Funny funny funny hee hee ha ha wheeee

Ashton finessing

 

[Chuman]

arent you supposed to be dead

unfortunately the both of us still walk this damned earth

what a surprising gem I missed from victor, may be both find the sweet release of death

 

[Ovafaze]

I don't use my hands to open doors

No words

 

[Meow Wow]

Born too late to discover the world, born too early too discover the cosmos,

Born just in time to experience a heated Winnie The Pooh debate on a jrpg forum

'Nuff said. This is pure gold.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

They need all that time to set the mood right. Especially Mansex needs all that time to build sexual tension between him and the player. Feeling dangerous was never their goal, being unbearably sexy is. They mostly fail miserably though, and this is my biggest problem with KH. In this essay I will..

She gets it

 

[Ðari]

thats either not his pic or it totally is. because it looks like it'd be but I am not getting in the middle of you dude's weird IRL shitposting dude pact when you decided to join so imma step out

"FIGHT BACK! Control the zones!" --Shaxx

 

[Chuman]

As a Mexican, I can't wait to see a coco world one day!

this is either the funniest post of all time or completely unironic.

 

[redcrown]

Despite being hand in hand HAHA GET IT with Disney, there are many examples of the kingdom hearts series treading the line of family fun and, personally, I want the end of that. Seeing Sora's areolas when he was a merman was just disgusting.

Gold post, but I'll counter it's not as bad as the shirtless Ven scene that felt like it's only purpose was Roxas fangirl fodder.

I'm surprised it didn't go the Disney Nippleless route, as God intended.

 

[Ðari]

I mean Chuman is probably just gonna self-destruct and I'mma have to 1v2 both of you for the whole match. Gonna need a KHI spirit bomb to make it out alive.

"You looked death in it's beady little eyes and spat in them." --Shaxx

 

[Perkilator]

I'm officially listing you as a reputable news source and you have my full fledged support.

Inb4 Spider-man summon, Remy's NY style pizza recipe reveal, and a jay walking minigame for San Fransokyo.




/s

'Nuff said, in the words of Stan Lee.

 

[DarkGrey Heroine]

I think they should because I think that Riku deserves to find love too like how Sora has.

Sure, when they finally give Sora's Mom some screentime.

 

[Soldier]

Ah Sora's mom, truly my favorite character in the entire franchise. Nobody's got nothing on her!

 

[redcrown]

Agrabah appearing again is the equivalent of the Piranha Plant being revealed in Smash, so I believe it.

A very apt comparison. #nomoreagrabah

 

[redcrown]

So there I was, at the movie theater with my lady (earlier today) and she's putting her hand on my thigh and I'm sweatin bullets, this is real. Then all of the sudden this preview comes on, I start screaming and throwing popcorn all over the place. I see Buzz, and I know I can go to infinity and beyond. I see Riku and I know I'm walking the road to dawn. I go into a violent spasm and when I come to, my lady is gone, yet I am not upset, as I got to witness a perfectly cut advertisement that will get tons of people outside of myself excited for this very expensive and well made game.

Gold season is upon us and this thread is lacking.

 

[redcrown]

The final boss is having to watch a really long cutscene.

Get ready for a hefty Lord of the Rings type ending where we'll see an hour long ending that should have ended at least 100 times.